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HI WELCOME TO ELECTRODELIVER THANK YOU FOR LOGGEN ON YOU FAT ASS BUTT. TODAY IN THE NEWS:

ANOTHER WHALE WAS SACRIFICED TO THE NOTORIOUS SHITHOLE THAT IS SOME CULT ABOUT AN VERY GROSS INGREDIENT. NOBODY CAN IDENTIFY THE BASTARDS FOR SOME REASON, I DON'T KNOW WHY COPS CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO THE GUY IS BECAUSE I BET THE CRIMINAL BASTARD FUCKS ARE LIKE 7 FEET TALL. THEY ARE VERY BAD GUYS AND SHOULD BE IN YAIL. EVERYONE HATES SOY. SOY RUIN EVERYDAMNTHING. IN OTHER NEWS THE MAYOR IS LISTENING TO METALLICA AGAIN. THIS IS VERY GOOD. THE MAYOR IS A VERY GOOD METALHEAD.

YESTERDAY WHICH WAS MARCH 14, 1996:

THE FUCKEN SACRED SHRINE WHERE THERE'S A TERMINAL WAS SMASHED VIOLENTLY BY A VERY ANGRY MUSHROOM AND IS NOW DESTROYED. THIS IS VERY BAD. NO CHARGES WERE PRESSED TOWARDS THE MUSHROOM BECAUSE SOME IDIOTS SUGGESTED SOME KIND OF STUPID ASS COUNSELING INSTEAD. I DISAGREE WITH THIS IDEA, ALL MUSHROOMS SHOULD GET BITCH SLAPPED FOR PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWNS IN FRONT OF TECHNOLOGY. HAHAHAHA. UNTIL A NEW TERMINAL IS PUT INTO THE ROOM, YOU WILL NEED A PORTABLE COMPUTER WITH A TERMINAL EMULATOR TO BRING, MAYBE ALSO A DAMN ASS SHIT DB25 TO DB9 ADAPTER. WE HATE YOU.

YESTERDAY WHICH WAS MARCH 10, 1996:

WE DO NOT HAVE ANY GOOD THINGS TO BE SHARING WITH YOU TODAY, LAUGHING OUT THE HELL SO LOUD. I9 FUKEN LOVE BAD WORDS., CLICK HERE TO SEE A PICTURE OF ARMAGEDDON THE WHALE. I SAW HIM AGAIN TODAY WHEN I SHOULD'VE BEEN FIXING THE CONNECTIONS OR BUYING MORE LINES FOR YOU TO CONNECT TO. 87% OF THE TIME OUR INTERNET LINES ARE BUSY BUT I DON'T GIVE FIVE SHITS.

YESTERDAY WHICH WAS MARCH 13, 1996:

DON'T FORGET, IF YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF A GOOD SPORTS DRINK AND YOU LIVE IN ATLANTIS, NEW JERSEY, YOU OUTTA LUCKING FUCK. TOO BAD. SPORTS DRINKS ARE ILLEGAL IN ATLANTIS! YOU CAN ONLY HAVE DRINKS APPROVED BY ME. I ONLY PERMIT YOU TO DRINK SALT WATER. KIDS TV PROGRAM HAS REACHED AN ALL TIME LOW, IT'S NOW WORSE THAN BARNEY, IT'S UNFATHOMABLE. IT'S JUST LIVE ACTION GUYS DRESSED IN SPIDERMAN COSTUMES TO MAKE VIDEOS ABOUT FARTING IN THE TOILET WITH VILLAINS.

YESTREDAY WHICH WAS MARC 3 FD48:

TODAY I CAN'T TYPE BECAUSE OF REAL LIFE ACTUAL DROWSINESS BUT TO MAKE UP FOR IT I WILL TYPE BETTER BUT I WILL ALSO GET THE BOLD TEXT IN THE WRONG PLACE. THIS IS AN ACCURATE PREDICTION.