Blip Archive

April 20, 2021 at 06:00 AM	Unfunny date. Shut up.
April 19, 2021 at 01:24 AM	I am hereby required to inform you that peanut butter contains peanuts.
April 18, 2021 at 04:30 PM	BUT MAAAAAAM I HAVE TO GET THE GEFORCE RTX 5990 SO I CAN THEN GET THE GEFORCE RTZ 6990 CUZ THEN I CAN BE RICH
April 17, 2021 at 09:19 PM	Why is no one emotionally afflicted by the sight of fish corpses? Do you not believe they suffer?
April 17, 2021 at 12:23 PM	Drive your mind deep underground, feel the cosmos swirling around...
April 16, 2021 at 10:38 AM	If anyone is trying to ruin your life because you like anime, tell them to fuck off!
April 15, 2021 at 04:41 PM	If you're still telling me Windows 9x was soooo unstable, please take into consideration what you may have done to screw it up (or if you only ever used Windows 98 Gold).
April 13, 2021 at 07:58 PM	Did you know? For the cost of Discord Nitro, you can lease your very own VPS to host a website instead.
April 13, 2021 at 06:56 AM	Expect some turbulence as I try to get another site running...
April 12, 2021 at 03:56 AM	Making videos is not a hobby, it is the same as a drug addition. It must be *OVERCOME,* not *FED!!*
April 10, 2021 at 02:39 AM	Does anyone even read these? Click here for a cool RSS visualizer!
April 09, 2021 at 07:31 AM	On April 30th, 2023, a brand new video will release.
April 08, 2021 at 10:38 AM	Playing Dusk is like navigating Razorback; with a fast enough computer you can basically cross the whole thing in a split second.
April 06, 2021 at 10:07 AM	The legacy HTML tutorial is finally completed!
April 04, 2021 at 10:49 PM	I say I'm not an artist, yet I've designed at least 12 unique characters in the last few years and have ideas for plenty more...
April 01, 2021 at 08:04 AM	April Fool's Day is for fucking cowards. You either crack a joke or you don't. If you are strong, you will do so outside of this "safe zone".
March 27, 2021 at 08:35 PM	At least half the energy being consumed by Twitter rage could be redirected to website creation...
March 27, 2021 at 05:02 AM	Speaking exclusively in memes is just digital pollution.
March 20, 2021 at 08:43 PM	"Scheduled" inactivity commences. I will waste precious time playing dumb video games.
March 19, 2021 at 08:31 PM	Mars colonization has no practical purpose.
March 18, 2021 at 06:50 PM	The effects of prolonged isolation kick in... UH89H8Y998YH9U8J667888008U908U98IJOJ0989IL09I0-00--
March 13, 2021 at 07:29 PM	Do you get homesick even when you're at home?
March 13, 2021 at 11:41 AM	Bwahaha. EmpLemon's blue checkmark video sums it all up. Typing up an HTML3 site is infinitely cooler than getting verified at that dumpster fire!
March 11, 2021 at 06:18 PM	The endless struggle to try to get one to improve their character is a very demoralizing thing. Creative potential cannot truly thrive with underhanded malice behind the workflow.
March 08, 2021 at 02:00 AM	I will never get used to YouTube Studio no matter how much I work with it... it violates EVERY principle of good interface design (which aren't Google's own made up shitty ideas).
March 04, 2021 at 11:50 AM	Yes, Project Cisco is still being worked on little by little... the project hub should go online later this month.
February 27, 2021 at 06:53 PM	The internet's biggest crisis for sure is the lack of punctuation, capitalization, and correct spelling.
February 26, 2021 at 05:50 AM	How do I... display a question
February 23, 2021 at 06:39 PM	I got the news about Vlare's return and am taking it with a grain of salt. I can't afford to take anymore risks with YouTube alternatives, and still don't care much for making videos any longer.
February 20, 2021 at 10:39 PM	This website will be shut down in 5 hours.
February 20, 2021 at 10:24 PM	HELLO??? IM RIGHT HERE DONT U SEE IT THE TEXT MAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 20, 2021 at 10:22 PM	you missed the joke what the hell
February 20, 2021 at 10:22 PM	john give 5 money
February 20, 2021 at 08:54 AM	A preview of what's to come! One of Bugfix's documentation pages...
February 18, 2021 at 11:41 AM	Hey, stop shadowbanning "lizard people!" You do know we're trying to build a lizard republic to produce cool laptops of affluence, right?
February 17, 2021 at 11:18 AM	Disco is NOT presently making a comeback. Thank You For Using Disco Status Free Checking Service
February 15, 2021 at 11:12 PM	What is deliberate fasting called when it has to do with sleep instead of food?
February 15, 2021 at 09:23 AM	Long overdue for a new guide, but I'm gonna start taking pictures for the improved Socket 7 building tutorial soon!
February 14, 2021 at 04:55 PM	An updated PCMCIA.INF is now available. Hopefully this one will work with both Compaq and Toshiba CardBus laptops. Download it and put it in C:\WINDOWS\INF. Gonna be updating the ISO soon.
February 14, 2021 at 04:02 PM	Anyone who downloaded Windows 95D Lite 1.4a within the last couple of hours should redownload it or load PCMCIA.INF from Windows 95 OSR2 into \WINDOWS\INF. An experimental thing didn't work out, so it seems.
February 13, 2021 at 03:43 PM	I gotta say, Windows 95 Setup really is a fragile thing. Throw too many drivers into the distribution and it's bound to falter on ICH2-based systems.
February 12, 2021 at 07:21 PM	View counters are technically activity trackers. Whoops.
February 12, 2021 at 06:15 AM	Toshiba is my life blood. Any Compaqs in the vicinity will be CRASHED
February 11, 2021 at 07:02 PM	Hold everyone accountable, even those close to you...
February 10, 2021 at 05:13 PM	During the downtime I've been revamping this site a bit further. Now we'll see just how much traffic each page gets!
February 05, 2021 at 08:51 AM	What you are seeing here is going to be an effective replacement for "tweets", short bursts of text pushed out where a complete article cannot suffice. A page dedicated to storing blips will be created in the near future, and this will also store much of my Twitter archive. See you then!